A new romance, a trojan whore...

land-of-blankverses:

I almost peed myself. Trufax.

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thismissatomicbomb:

homovikings:

loki finds out it wasn’t maybelline

Wasn’t born with it? Would you say he…adopted it?

So this ISN’T a new photo of Loki from Thor 2? Cause the hair looks the same… >.>

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I’m so sorry. I saw that face with the words ‘it comes’ and I just spaced out on the other two pics…

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mykingdomforahiddleston:

enchantedbyhiddles:

He’s really snuggling the floor…

the strange moment when you wish you were the floor.

His hips are moving in an obvious way and it looks like he’s saying “ Oh no, don’t stop”.
Just leaving this out here. Now you know how he’s like when he’s playful during sex. You’re welcome.

“Oh, my…” O.O

okay this is the 3rd time i’ve reblogged this but i have to again because comments

^This

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Okay, Tumblr, help me out…

Ever wonder what the Avengers would be like in bed?

I’ll start with Steve Rogers, and you guys reblog and fill in the rest. At the end, I’ll pick my favorites.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Impressive body, charming good looks, but he’s a little old school. Only really knows missionary position and kinda thinks other things are such that only the disreputable do (fast gals). The good news is that he’ll respect you in the morning. He’ll even make you breakfast. Later, you maybe could go out for fondue.

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Avengers vs. The Dark Knight Rises - SPOILERS.

I concur with most of these points. I did enjoy Avengers better and found it to be a better overall film. More fun, much more streamlined. I saw it 7 times, for goodness sake, at 2.5 hours each time! DKR I could stand when I first saw it, and I might watch it again, but overall it was labored. I was very aware that I was watching a movie unfold. It felt more like a tour of Gotham than a ride through it. I didn’t think that DKR was terrible, but it wasn’t as good as The Dark Knight. It just got labored somewhere along the way, but I did really enjoy it.

So yeah. /end .02.

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herringbones:

avoiding doing homework with facebook cover photos! I AM A MODEL STUDENT

I give all credit to the fabulousness of the idea to KELLY, though, she is somesortofgenius

ADORABLE.

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supervengers:

There’s only one thing that I don’t like about Tom Hiddleston

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DON’T WORRY OP YOU’RE NOT ALONE I FEEL THE SAME WAY.

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