And every single one is affecting me. Awesome. ARGH.
With rosemary green and bright
You’re not forgotten, eternal night
Can’t fade your memory, dim your light
You’ve made a difference, you’ve won your fightGoodnight, sweet ladies - Emilie Autumn (x)
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I made these for the GoT merchandise contest over at westerosorting. I won first place, and I’m pretty proud of these, so I thought I’d share :D
This was my writeup:
Do you truly believe that what is dead doesn’t die but rises again, HARDER AND STRONGER? Feeling yourself growing STRONG, but you REALLY don’t want to sow? Well, have we got a solution for you!
At Westeros Condoms (c), we understand how fun it can be to play the Game of Thrones day and night, but we can’t always be plotting destruction and death on our enemies. Let’s face it, we all need some sexytimes once in a while, to relax and loosen up! But remember kids, whether you’re ‘praying’ with the Lord Commander of your Rainbow Guard, or fucking your sister behind the King’s back: SAFETY FIRST!
SATISFIED TESTIMONIALS:
“After all the fucking I’ve done, you’d think I’d end up with more than 8 kids. The secret? Westeros Condoms.” - Oberyn Martell
“I’m telling you, this shit works.” - Tywin Lannister
“I keep a Westeros condom with me everywhere I go, because you just never know, man.” - Theon Greyjoy
“Damn that Jaime! I told him to use Westeros Condoms, but noooo.” - Cersei Lannister
“Renly said it almost felt like I was pissing rosewater.” - Ser Loras TyrellENDORSED BY DICKON MANWOODY.
Reblogging this from my old tumblr, as I consider it to be my greatest fandom achievement.
Nice, haha.
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JUST IN TIME.
JUST IN TIME FANDOM.
ALWAYS REBLOG ON TUESDAY
IT’S A LAW
EVERY.SINGLE.TUESDAY.
I almost feel bad for always reblogging this.
Almost.
(Source: deanhasthetardis)
